Tag Archives: Chris Traeger

Ep. 13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2): I’m a Ron

February 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Ben Wyatt, Chris Traeger, Tom HaverfordStaff

Ron Swanson is talking to Chris and Ben about Chris' new job (which he approves of), and then reveals his response to Tom's Book quiz. Chris Traeger: “I'm trading Wolverines for Hoosiers.” Ron Read more [...]

Ep. 13: Ann and Chris: Hamburger

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Chris Traeger, HamburgersStaff

Chris has given Ron a hamburger trophy as a goodbye gift. Ron Swanson: “I would of preferred a regular hamburger for eating, but this is very nice.” Read more [...]

Ep. 13: Ann and Chris: Excessive Hand Shaking

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Chris Traeger, ChummyStaff

Ron's contribution to Chris's going away gift. Ron Swanson: “I also shook his hand. Twice. Anything more than that would be excessive.” Read more [...]

Ep. 13: Ann and Chris: Handmade

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Chris Traeger, Wood Shop, Wood WorkingStaff

Ron Swanson describes the handmade going away gift he made for Chris in his wood shop. Ron Swanson: “It's quarter sawn zebra wood, joined by floating tenants to the black walnut corner posts finished Read more [...]

Ep. 13: Ann and Chris: Tears

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Chris Traeger, Wood WorkingStaff

Ron Swanson giving Chris Traeger advice on the wooden box he made for him, when Chris gets a little emotional over the new gift he received. Ron Swanson: “Saltwater will warp the wood, so keep your Read more [...]

Ep. 12: Farmers Market: Records in This Rectangle

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Chris Traeger, iPod, Technology, Tom HaverfordStaff

Ron Swanson lets Chris know some of his troubles with Ann, while showing off his new iPod. Ron Swanson: “You've fallen into a classic trap, Christopher. Trying to fix a woman's problems instead of Read more [...]

Ep. 08: Fluoride: Open Window

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Chris TraegerStaff

Ron Swanson does not understand these new gadgets that Chris bought for he and Ann's child. Ron Swanson: “You bought a machine that replicates an open window.” Read more [...]

Ep. 19: Article Two: This Went Poorly

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Chris Traeger, CTMTSStaff

Ron Swanson tried to avoid it, but now he must take Chris’ CTMTS course. Ron Swanson: “This went poorly.” Read more [...]

Ep. 19: Article Two: Learn Nothing

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Chris Traeger, CTMTSStaff

Ron’s prediction about CTMTS is proven correct — he would learn nothing. Ron Swanson: “And I predicted I would learn nothing form this process. Mission accomplished.” Read more [...]

Ep. 10: Two Parties: Perfect, Chris

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Chris TraegerStaff

Ron Swanson approves of Chris’ short, and to the point best man speech. Chris Traeger: “There are so many things that I can say about Ron, but I think that the best man speech should represent the Read more [...]

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