Tag Archives: Budget

Ep. 21: Swing Vote: Cutting Projects

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Budget, Government, Leslie KnopeStaff

In other words, Ron Swanson enjoys cutting any project. Ron Swanson: “I believe in cutting useless government projects. I also believe in cutting useful projects, future projects and past projects. Read more [...]

Ep. 19: Live Ammo: Reckless Government Spending

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Budget, Bureaucracy, Government, Tax PayersStaff

Ron Swanson may be even closer to fulfilling his dream of closing down the government. Ron Swanson: “I will walk deeper into the belly of the beast if it means I'm able to further limit reckless Read more [...]

Ep. 19: Live Ammo: Reduce Government Spending

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Budget, Bureaucracy, Government, Tax PayersStaff

Ron Swanson is trying to reduce government spending. Ron Swanson: “Chris, great news. I've found a way to reduce government spending by eighty five percent. Here's a hint, no more departments.” Read more [...]

Ep. 12: Campaign Ad: Put Out Fires

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Budget, Bureaucracy, Chris Traeger, Government, Tax PayersStaff

Chris wants Ron to sit in on some of the City meetings. Does he have a hidden motive? Chris Traeger: “Ron Swanson. How are you?” Ron Swanson: “Present.” Chris Traeger: “I have a meeting Read more [...]

Ep. 12: Campaign Ad: The Dam

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Budget, Bureaucracy, GovernmentStaff

Ron Swanson helps Chris eliminate some of the on going projects and the city spending. And he enjoys it. Ron Swanson: “Also we're canceling all of your on-going projects.” John from Public Works: “What? Read more [...]

Ep. 24: Freddy Spaghetti: Slash It!

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Budget, Government, Tax PayersStaff

Why stop at cutting 32% of the Pawnee budget, when you can make it an even 40%? (pumping his fist and chanting) (View all pics) Ron Swanson: “Slash it. Slash it.” Florence: “Ron, a lot Read more [...]

Ep. 24: Freddy Spaghetti: Semi

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Budget, Government, LibertarianStaff

Ron Swanson hates doing work unless it is to decrease government spending which has an unusual side effect for him. Ron Swanson: “I am an official member of a task force dedicated to slashing the Read more [...]

Ep. 24: Freddy Spaghetti: Righteous War

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Budget, Government, Leslie Knope, LibertarianStaff

Ron Swanson makes a case for Leslie Knope’s job to Ben Wyatt. Ron Swanson: “Because of my Libertarian beliefs, Leslie does 95% of the work. So you should lay me off.” “I’d be proud to be Read more [...]

Ep. 23: Master Plan: Libertarian

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Budget, Government, Libertarian, Tax PayersStaff

As if we didn’t already know, Ron Swanson is a Libertarian. Ron Swanson: “Once a year, every branch of this government meets in a room and announces what they intend to waste taxpayer money on.” “For Read more [...]

Ep. 23: Master Plan: Not Gay Way

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Ben Wyatt, Budget, CampingStaff

Ron Swanson was very impressed with Ben, and his desire to slash the budget. Ron Swanson: “What’s a not gay way to ask him to go camping.” Read more [...]

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