Ep. 05: Gin It Up!: Will
Ron Swanson shows his feelings about wills.
Ron Swanson: “That's your will? You need that many pages to say give my stuff to my wife?”
Ben Wyatt: “It's a very complicated legal document.”
Ron Read more [...]
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Ep. 05: Gin It Up!: First Joke
Ron Swanson tells his first joke, but does not care for it, and lets his real feelings be known.
Ben Wyatt: “Oh, you're joking.”
Ron Swanson: “Yes, son, I am. First joke ever. Don't care for Read more [...]
Ep. 14: Leslie and Ben: Lagavulin All Around
Ron Swanson celebrates Ben and Leslie’s marriage with Lagavulin.
Ron Swanson: “Lagavulin all around. Don't answer, I am already pouring.”
(Looking to Ben)
“You don't have to drink yours.” Read more [...]
Ep. 13: Emergency Response: TV
Ben doesn’t think Ron would be good on TV, so he makes fun of Ben’s past appearances.
Ben Wyatt: “No offense, Ron, but I don't think you'd be great on TV.”
Ron Swanson: “I can speak in full Read more [...]
Ep. 06: Ben’s Parents: Don’t Hurt Her
Everyone is warning Ben about hurting Leslie.
Ron Swanson:
“Seriously, son, don’t hurt her.”
Ep. 22: Win, Lose or Draw: Clear Alcohols
Ron Swanson doesn't allow Ben to get a gin and tonic, and orders him a real relaxing, manly drink. See the next picture for how Ben enjoyed the scotch.
Ben Wyatt:
“Gin and tonic please.”
Ron Swanson:
“Belay Read more [...]
Ep. 22: Win, Lose or Draw: I Like Some Changes
Ron Swanson is helping Ben realize what he should do.
Ron Swanson:
“Well I've never been one for meeting new people, or doing new things, or eating new types of food, or traveling outside of southern Read more [...]
Ep. 08: Camping: The Ground
Ron Swanson likes to be literal.
Ron Swanson:
“It’s called the ground when it’s outside.”
Ep. 07: Harvest Festival: Notre Dame
Ron Swanson explains one of the great things about Lil' Sebastian.
Ron Swanson:
“Son, this horse has an honorary degree from Notre Dame.” Read more [...]
Ep. 05: Media Blitz: Sadness
Ron Swanson helping Andy (who is actually helping April) needs to take a picture of something sad. He takes a picture of Ben who is sad by a recent episode he had on the television show.
Ron Swanson:
“Boom, Read more [...]