Ron Swanson shows his feelings about wills. Ron Swanson: “That's your will? You need that many pages to say give my stuff to my wife?” Ben Wyatt: “It's a very complicated legal document.” Ron Read more [...]
Ron Swanson tells his first joke, but does not care for it, and lets his real feelings be known. Ben Wyatt: “Oh, you're joking.” Ron Swanson: “Yes, son, I am. First joke ever. Don't care for Read more [...]
Ron Swanson celebrates Ben and Leslie’s marriage with Lagavulin. Ron Swanson: “Lagavulin all around. Don't answer, I am already pouring.” (Looking to Ben) “You don't have to drink yours.” Read more [...]
Ben doesn’t think Ron would be good on TV, so he makes fun of Ben’s past appearances. Ben Wyatt: “No offense, Ron, but I don't think you'd be great on TV.” Ron Swanson: “I can speak in full Read more [...]
Everyone is warning Ben about hurting Leslie.
“Seriously, son, don’t hurt her.”
Ron Swanson doesn't allow Ben to get a gin and tonic, and orders him a real relaxing, manly drink. See the next picture for how Ben enjoyed the scotch. Ben Wyatt: “Gin and tonic please.” Ron Swanson: “Belay Read more [...]
Ron Swanson is helping Ben realize what he should do. Ron Swanson: “Well I've never been one for meeting new people, or doing new things, or eating new types of food, or traveling outside of southern Read more [...]
Ron Swanson likes to be literal.
“It’s called the ground when it’s outside.”
Ron Swanson explains one of the great things about Lil' Sebastian. Ron Swanson: “Son, this horse has an honorary degree from Notre Dame.” Read more [...]
Ron Swanson helping Andy (who is actually helping April) needs to take a picture of something sad. He takes a picture of Ben who is sad by a recent episode he had on the television show. Ron Swanson: “Boom, Read more [...]