Tag Archives: Ben Wyatt

Ep. 13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2): Diversified my Portfolio

February 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Ben Wyatt, Gold, Leslie KnopeStaff

Ron Swanson goes to Washington D.C. to visit Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope. Leslie Knope: “Ron, your family is beautiful.” Ron Swanson: “They are a handsome bunch. Diane and I are especially Read more [...]

Ep. 13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2): I’m a Ron

February 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Ben Wyatt, Chris Traeger, Tom HaverfordStaff

Ron Swanson is talking to Chris and Ben about Chris' new job (which he approves of), and then reveals his response to Tom's Book quiz. Chris Traeger: “I'm trading Wolverines for Hoosiers.” Ron Read more [...]

Ep. 08: Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington: Brother(s)

February 12, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Andy Dwyer, Ben Wyatt, Brothers, Parks Department, PrivacyStaff

Ron Swanson has mentioned having at least one brother, but for the first time someone is introduced to one of them (Don). In the background we see a couple other guys (Lon and Vaughn) shuffle off after Read more [...]

Ep. 08: Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington: Out of Government

February 12, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7April Ludgate, Ben Wyatt, Food, GovernmentStaff

Ben Wyatt is not so sure April would be a match for a job, but Ron Swanson has ulterior motives. Ben Wyatt: “I think this might be a dead end.” Ron Swanson: “But getting a good person out of Read more [...]

Ep. 06: Save JJ’s: Spy

January 28, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Ben WyattStaff

Ron Swanson wants to help Leslie, but has a disclaimer to keep his integrity intact. Ron Swanson: “I am not a spy and I would never reveal classified information.” Ben Wyatt: “Do you have Read more [...]

Ep. 05: Gryzzlbox: Les Vegetables

January 28, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Ben Wyatt, Privacy, VegetablesStaff

Ron Swanson lets Ben Wyatt know how he should handle a legally binding document, and offers up past experience to drive his point home. Ron Swanson: “If you're gonng sign a legally binding document, Read more [...]

Ep. 19: Flu Season 2: Alcohol in Your Mouth

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Alcohol, Ben Wyatt, PrivacyStaff

Ron Swanson finds alcohol may stop Ben from talking. Ben Wyatt: “Sorry, just weird family business.” Ron Swanson: “Sounds private. No need to discuss it with me.” Ben Wyatt: “My Read more [...]

Ep. 19: Flu Season 2: Blueberry Wine

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Alcohol, Ben Wyatt, PrivacyStaff

Much to his surprise Ron Swanson may like a color of alcohol, other than brown. Wine Waitress: “Some of our Blueberry wine? We make it right here at the vineyard.” Ron Swanson: “I don't Read more [...]

Ep. 19: Flu Season 2: Personal Problems

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Ben Wyatt, Chummy, PrivacyStaff

Ben lets Ron know about his shortcoming, but Ron sees it as a compliment. Ben Wyatt: “You know, you are a wonderful guy, and I admire many things about you, but you are a terrible person to discuss Read more [...]

Ep. 05: Gin It Up!: Deadlier

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Ben Wyatt, WeaponsStaff

Ron Swanson lets Ben know how lethal he can be while cleaning his crossbow at work. Ben Wyatt: “Whoa... I am pretty sure you shouldn't have a weapon at work.” Ron Swanson: “Literally everything Read more [...]

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