Ron Swanson got so angry at his co-workers during his attempt at an employee barbecue, he towed away the grill while it was still cooking.
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Ron Swanson introduces everyone to the pig, named Tom, that he will be slaughtering and grilling for the barbecue.
Ron Swanson: “Everyone, meet your meat.”
Everyone: “Noooo.”
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The barbecue is postponed...
Park Ranger: “Hey Ron, you’re not going to slaughter that pig here are yah?”
Ron Swanson: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”
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Ron Swanson predicts his co-workers will find a new kind of love after his grilling.
Ron Swanson: “These people are soft. They're grill virgins. But by the time this day is over they'll have been taken Read more [...]