Tag Archives: Bacon

Ep. 03: Time Capsule: The Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse

March 16, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 3Bacon, Breakfast Food, Food, JJs, PorkStaff

What did Ron Swanson choose to put inside the Pawnee Time Capsule? Ron Swanson: “I am submitting this menu from a Pawnee institution, JJ’s Diner, home of the world’s best breakfast dish The Four Read more [...]

Ep. 24: Freddy Spaghetti: The Swanson

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Bacon, Favorite Food, Food, Tom Haverford, TurkeyStaff

There’s a bacon-wrapped turkey leg named after Ron Swanson. (Enjoy all the delicious pics.) Tom Haverford: “Is that bacon on your turkey leg?” Ron Swanson: “They call it a Swanson.” Read more [...]

Ep. 20: Summer Catalog: Breakfast and Bacon Snacks

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Bacon, Breakfast Food, Food, Leslie KnopeStaff

Leslie Knope was kind enough to make Ron Swanson some bacon snacks, but he already ate them... Ron Swanson: “Ah, where they going with the food. I'm starving I only had one breakfast.” (further Read more [...]

Ep. 20: Summer Catalog: Breakfast Food

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Bacon, Breakfast Food, Food, Leslie KnopeStaff

Ron Swanson and Leslie Knope discuss the wonders of breakfast food. Ron also enjoys a few strips of bacon (see all pics above). Leslie Knope: “Why would anyone ever eat anything besides breakfast food.” Ron Read more [...]

Ep. 05: The Banquet: Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

March 5, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 1Bacon, Favorite Food, Food, Government, ShrimpStaff

Ron Swanson is quite fond of all food but to mix two great tastes that taste great together, it is hard to hide one's excitement. Ron Swanson: “I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked Read more [...]

Ep. 05: The Banquet: Leslie’s Hairdo

March 5, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 1Ann Perkins, Bacon, Favorite Food, Leslie Knope, ShrimpStaff

Ron Swanson inadvertently insults Leslie’s hairdo, and refuses to share his bacon wrapped shrimp. Ron Swanson: “I like your hairdo Leslie.” Leslie Knope: “Thank you Ron.” Ron Swanson: Read more [...]

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