Ep. 06: Save JJ’s: Go to War
Ron Swanson can’t think of a more noble cause, and agrees to help Leslie save JJ's Diner.
Ron Swanson:
“I can't think of anything more noble to go to war over, than bacon and eggs.” Read more [...]
Tag Archives: Bacon
Ep. 01: 2017: Bacon Wrapped Shrimp
Ron and Leslie go at it agin but this time Ron steers the conversation in the direction of an old classic comfort food of his, bacon wrapped shrimp.
Leslie Knope:
“Ron, how could you?”
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Ep. 11: New Beginnings: Hidden Bacon
Ron Swanson takes Leslie's statement literally, and is confused that she may know one of his hidden office secrets.
Leslie Knope: “Great news guys, I just saved your bacon.”
Ron Swanson: “Impossible, Read more [...]
Gallery: Where Ron Swanson Hides his Bacon
After Leslie made a metaphorical comment about saving bacon, Ron Swanson took it literally and panicked. This is where Ron Swanson hides his bacon in the office.
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Ep. 06: Ben’s Parents: Re-Think That Move, Son
Jean Ralphio tried to steal some bacon wrapped shrimp off Ron Swanson’s plate.
Ron Swanson: “Re-think that move, son.”
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Ron Swanson Bacon Shortage PSA
Back in 2012, food experts predicted there would be a shortage of bacon in the world. This is how Ron Swanson planned on overcoming the potential catastrophe.
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Ep. 10: Soulmates: Vegan Bacon
What happens when Ron Swanson samples vegan bacon.
Store Clerk: “Would you like to sample our vegan bacon. One hundred percent meatless.”
Ron Swanson: “Yes, please.”
(He takes the strip of bacon Read more [...]
Ron Swanson Biography
“A white protestant man with a full rich mustache.”
- Leslie Knope
Ronald Ulysses Swanson is director of the Pawnee, Indiana Parks and Recreation Department. His office has been the study of a local Read more [...]
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Just how the man himself introduced it:
“Behold. ‘Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.’”
About the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Ron has been developing the “Swanson Pyramid of Greatness” Read more [...]
Ep. 06: Indianapolis: All the Bacon and Eggs
One of Ron Swanson’s most noteworthy quotes.
Ron Swanson:
“This isn’t a steak. Why would you call it that on your menu?”
Waiter:
“I don’t know what to tell you, man.”
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