Ron Swanson can’t think of a more noble cause, and agrees to help Leslie save JJ's Diner.
Ron Swanson:
“I can't think of anything more noble to go to war over, than bacon and eggs.” Read more [...]
Ron and Leslie go at it agin but this time Ron steers the conversation in the direction of an old classic comfort food of his, bacon wrapped shrimp.
Leslie Knope:
“Ron, how could you?”
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Ron Swanson takes Leslie's statement literally, and is confused that she may know one of his hidden office secrets.
Leslie Knope: “Great news guys, I just saved your bacon.”
Ron Swanson: “Impossible, Read more [...]
After Leslie made a metaphorical comment about saving bacon, Ron Swanson took it literally and panicked. This is where Ron Swanson hides his bacon in the office.
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Back in 2012, food experts predicted there would be a shortage of bacon in the world. This is how Ron Swanson planned on overcoming the potential catastrophe.
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What happens when Ron Swanson samples vegan bacon.
Store Clerk: “Would you like to sample our vegan bacon. One hundred percent meatless.”
Ron Swanson: “Yes, please.”
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“A white protestant man with a full rich mustache.”
- Leslie Knope
Ronald Ulysses Swanson is director of the Pawnee, Indiana Parks and Recreation Department. His office has been the study of a local Read more [...]
Just how the man himself introduced it:
“Behold. ‘Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.’”
About the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Ron has been developing the “Swanson Pyramid of Greatness” Read more [...]
One of Ron Swanson’s most noteworthy quotes.
Ron Swanson:
“This isn’t a steak. Why would you call it that on your menu?”
Waiter:
“I don’t know what to tell you, man.”
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