Tag Archives: America

Ep. 18: Prom: Corrupting America’s Youth

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6America, Government, Leslie KnopeStaff

Ron Swanson see a better future for Allison, and draws the line at corrupting America’s youth. Ron Swanson: “I have tolerated Leslie's pro-government ways because her annoying kindness and generosity Read more [...]

Ep. 14: Anniversaries: Letter to Canada

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6America, April Ludgate, CanadaStaff

Ron Swanson inquires about mailing a letter to Canada. Ron Swanson: “How much postage does it take to send a letter to Canada?” April Ludgate: “Who's it going to?” Ron Swanson: “Canada! Read more [...]

Ep. 01: London (Pt. 1): July Fourth

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6AmericaStaff

Ron Swanson shows his patriotism while in London. Ron Swanson: “History began on July fourth seventeen seventy six. Everything before that was a mistake.” Read more [...]

Ep. 01: London (Pt. 1): Big Ben

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6America, LondonStaff

Ron Swanson is not impressed by Big Ben. Ron Swanson: “Look a clock. We don't have that in America.” Read more [...]

Ep. 01: London (Pt. 1): London Tower

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6America, LondonStaff

Ron Swanson is not impressed with the London Tower. Ron Swanson: “You call that a tower? Try the Sears Tower friend.” Read more [...]

Ep. 01: London (Pt. 1): American Dollars

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6America, Capitalism, LondonStaff

Ron Swanson tries to pay for a a postcard he finds humorous in London with American dollars but gets rejected. Ron Swanson: (Holding a postcard that is all black.) “London at Night.” (giggling), Read more [...]

Ep. 15: Sweetums: Free to Do So

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2America, Leslie KnopeStaff

Free will? Ron believes every person should be responsible for themselves. Ron Swanson: “Leslie needs to butt out. The whole point of this country is if you wanna eat garbage, balloon up to six hundred Read more [...]

Ep. 15: Sweetums: Turf and Turf

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Alcohol, America, Cigar, Food, Meat, Porterhouse, T-Bone, Turf and Turf, WhiskeyStaff

There should never be a shortage of red meat when Ron is nearby. Ron Swanson: “I call this turf and turf. It's a sixteen ounce T-Bone and a twenty four ounce Porter House. Also a whiskey and a cigar. Read more [...]

Ep. 04: The Boy’s Club: This is America

March 5, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 1America, Leslie KnopeStaff

Ron Swanson is not happy with beuracracy in any form, so he tends to be a little hostile. Especially when he feels it is unjust. Ron Swanson: “No, it's not. This is not communist China. You can not Read more [...]

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