Tag Archives: Alcohol

Ep. 10: Two Parties: Glasses of Lagavulin

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Alcohol, Lagavulin, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson specifies his four glasses of Lagavulin must be in liquid form. Ron Swanson: "It's the lords work your doing John. I'd like four more glasses of Lagavulin in liquid form.” John (the server): Read more [...]

Ep. 22: Win, Lose or Draw: Clear Alcohols

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Alcohol, Ben Wyatt, Lagavulin, Manliness, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson doesn't allow Ben to get a gin and tonic, and orders him a real relaxing, manly drink. See the next picture for how Ben enjoyed the scotch. Ben Wyatt: “Gin and tonic please.” Ron Swanson: “Belay Read more [...]

Ep. 22: Win, Lose or Draw: Eleven Whiskies

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Alcohol, Lagavulin, Leslie Knope, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson lets Leslie know his true feelings. If he admits he is too drunk to drive, you know he’s had too much to drink, and telling the truth. Ron Swanson: “We didn't volunteer to help you Read more [...]

Ep. 22: Win, Lose or Draw: Deleted Scene

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Alcohol, Lagavulin, Leslie Knope, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson is ready to settle down after all his helping out, and working for Leslie. Ron Swanson: “Do me a favor there Dana, reach into that crate pull out a bottle of single malt scotch, pour Read more [...]

Ep. 06: End of the World: World Ending

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Alcohol, Exes, Leslie Knope, Privacy, WhiskeyStaff

Ron Swanson explaining what he would do in his final few romantic moments on earth. Leslie Knope: “What would you do if the world was really gonna end?” Ron Swanson: “I'd go home, drink some Read more [...]

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Swanson Family Mash Liquor

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Alcohol, April Ludgate, Leslie Knope, Ron's Mom, Swanson Family Mash Liquor, Tammy, Tammy OneStaff

This is actually four different quotes (warnings, really) all related to the Swanson Family Mash Liquor Ron’s mom, Tammy One, Leslie, and April were drinking. Ron Swanson: “That's Swanson Family Mash Read more [...]

Ron Swanson Biography

March 21, 2014About Ron SwansonAlcohol, Andy Dwyer, Bacon, Breakfast Food, Duke Silver, Food, Government, Leslie Knope, Libertarian, Meat, Mustache, Tammy, Tom Haverford, Work EthicStaff

“A white protestant man with a full rich mustache.” - Leslie Knope Ronald Ulysses Swanson is director of the Pawnee, Indiana Parks and Recreation Department. His office has been the study of a local Read more [...]

Ron Swanson Facts

March 21, 2014About Ron SwansonAlcohol, Fishing, Food, Government, Hunting, Leather, Metal, Nature / Outdoors, Personal Facts, Pet Peeves, Politics, Tammy, Wood WorkingStaff

Personal Facts (what little we know) Grew up in a small Indiana town with a population of 600 people. Has cried twice in his life: First when he was seven and was hit by a school bus. And then Read more [...]

Ep. 15: Sweetums: High Alcohol Tolerance

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Alcohol, Breakfast Food, Corn Flakes, Food, Whiskey, Wild TurkeyStaff

Leslie is worried about Ron trying to drive home too soon after drinking. She uses a DUI chart, and makes Ron wait 1 hour before driving (see all pics above). Ron Swanson: “Swanson's have a preternaturally Read more [...]

Ep. 15: Sweetums: The Harp

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Alcohol, Leslie Knope, Whiskey, Wood Shop, Wood WorkingStaff

Ron Swanson tries to prove a point to Leslie about his tolerance to alcohol. You can see more of his evidence in the image gallery. Ron Swanson: “This is what I did last night.” “After I got Read more [...]

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