Tag Archives: Alcohol

Ep. 11: Two Funerals: Eastern Wisdom

February 19, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Alcohol, Andy Dwyer, Dislikes, Ron Dunn, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson is mourning Salvatore by having a drink at Tommy's Bistro and runs into his old nemesis, Ron Dunn. Donna Meagle: “Buck up Swanson, it's like you said, death is natural. And Sal lived Read more [...]

Ep. 19: Flu Season 2: Alcohol in Your Mouth

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Alcohol, Ben Wyatt, PrivacyStaff

Ron Swanson finds alcohol may stop Ben from talking. Ben Wyatt: “Sorry, just weird family business.” Ron Swanson: “Sounds private. No need to discuss it with me.” Ben Wyatt: “My Read more [...]

Ep. 19: Flu Season 2: Blueberry Wine

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Alcohol, Ben Wyatt, PrivacyStaff

Much to his surprise Ron Swanson may like a color of alcohol, other than brown. Wine Waitress: “Some of our Blueberry wine? We make it right here at the vineyard.” Ron Swanson: “I don't Read more [...]

Ep. 02: London (Pt. 2): Pubs and Butcher Shops

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Alcohol, Leslie Knope, Meat, SocialismStaff

Ron Swanson learns something about London, and much to his dismay, he actually likes part of it. Leslie Knope: “Why are we here?” Ron Swanson: “Just thought you needed some fresh air. Even Read more [...]

Ep. 02: London (Pt. 2): Lagavulin Distillery

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Alcohol, Lagavulin, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson finds his favorite place in the whole world — the Lagavulin distillery. Ron Swanson: “All my life I've avoided Europe and it's multitudes of terribleness, but it turns out, much to my Read more [...]

Ep. 18: Animal Control: Scotch Neat

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Alcohol, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson truly prefers his Scotch neat. Ann Perkins: “Ron, you've been sweating in here all day. Are you drinking any fluids?” Ron Swanson: “Yes. Plenty” (he pours himself a glass of Scotch) Ann Read more [...]

Ep. 14: Leslie and Ben: Lagavulin All Around

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Alcohol, Ben Wyatt, Lagavulin, Leslie Knope, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson celebrates Ben and Leslie’s marriage with Lagavulin. Ron Swanson: “Lagavulin all around. Don't answer, I am already pouring.” (Looking to Ben) “You don't have to drink yours.” Read more [...]

Ep. 10: Two Parties: No Wrong Way to Consume Alcohol

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Alcohol, Tom HaverfordStaff

Ron Swanson assures Tom that there's no wrong way to consume alcohol Tom Haverford: “Just so you know it's not your typical bar. They specialize in molecular mixology. It's kinda like ah, an experimental Read more [...]

Ep. 10: Two Parties: Wrong Way to Consume Alcohol

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Alcohol, Tom HaverfordStaff

Ron Swanson looks on in horror as the waiter chisels the aromasphere on Tom’s Nimbus Martini. Ron Swanson: “This is the wrong way to consume alcohol.” Read more [...]

Ep. 10: Two Parties: Practical Joke

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Alcohol, Scotch, WhiskeyStaff

Ron Swanson ordered a scotch, but was served whiskey infused hand lotion instead. Ron Swanson: “Can I ask if this entire establishment is a practical joke of some kind.” Read more [...]

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