Ron Swanson goes to Washington D.C. to visit Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope.
“Ron, your family is beautiful.”
“They are a handsome bunch. Diane and I are especially proud because Ivy was just accepted at Stanford University.”
“That’s gonna cost you and arm and a leg. Did you take my advice?”
“I did, thank you again, I sold some of my gold and officially diversified my portfolio.”