Thanks to Donna Meagle, Ron Swanson meets his new barber/stylist, Typhoon. They hit it off surprisingly well.

Ron Swanson:

“So, Typhoon, what do you like to do for fun?”

Typhoon:

“I’m writing an electronic opera about Brittany Murphy and I do the chandelier design for my friends drag puppet show.”

Ron Swanson:

“No further questions.”

Typhoon:

“All I really want to do is dance. Except lately all the good warehouse raves are filled with Euro trash.”

Ron Swanson:

“Euro trash, I like that. It is indeed a garbage continent.”

Typhoon:

“Yeess, Oh my god I had the worst time in Berlin last May. Everyone was on their stupid bikes and I was like eewwww.”

(Ron starts to giggle)

Ron Swanson:

“Please talk more about how you hate Europe and bicycles.”