Thanks to Donna Meagle, Ron Swanson meets his new barber/stylist, Typhoon. They hit it off surprisingly well.
Ron Swanson:
“So, Typhoon, what do you like to do for fun?”
Typhoon:
“I’m writing an electronic opera about Brittany Murphy and I do the chandelier design for my friends drag puppet show.”
Ron Swanson:
“No further questions.”
Typhoon:
“All I really want to do is dance. Except lately all the good warehouse raves are filled with Euro trash.”
Ron Swanson:
“Euro trash, I like that. It is indeed a garbage continent.”
Typhoon:
“Yeess, Oh my god I had the worst time in Berlin last May. Everyone was on their stupid bikes and I was like eewwww.”
(Ron starts to giggle)
Ron Swanson:
“Please talk more about how you hate Europe and bicycles.”