Ep. 10: The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show: Make Something with Carpenter Ron

During Andy’s “The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show” Ron has a small segment called “Make Something with Carpenter Ron.”

Andy ”Johnny Karate” Dwyer:

“Hello Carpenter Ron, how are you doing?”

Ron Swanson:

“My contract is very specific, I do not have to answer that question. This week I am making a shadow box frame which can be used to display an object of great value. This one is constructed with American Cherry Wood.”

Andy ”Johnny Karate” Dwyer:

“Cherry huh, now I have just one question…”

Ron Swanson:

“No, the wood does not taste like a cherry. You cannot eat it.”

Andy ”Johnny Karate” Dwyer:

“I was not going to eat it, Carpenter Ron, I was going to lick it. Always remember kids, when you find something new you must lick it before you eat it.”

Ron Swanson:

“That is incorrect in a number of ways. I sure have had some fun making things with you son. Thank you for everything you have done for the children of this area.”

Andy ”Johnny Karate” Dwyer:

“You’re welcome Carpenter Ron. Hey kids this seems to me to be a Hug Moment.”

(Andy sings as the graphic is displayed)

Ron Swanson:

“You are mistaken. Remove the graphic.”

(Ron reaches up to swat the graphic away)