Ep. 09: Pie-Mary: I Love Puzzles

April lost Ron Swanson’s spare key, but he’s surprisingly happy about it.

Ron Swanson:

“It’s an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles. A minimal helpful note, these appear to be human teeth, and what is this, Twilight New Moon.”

April Ludgate-Dwyer:

“It’s a movie, but I’ve never seen it. It’s like about lame werewolves and vampires and stuff.”

Ron Swanson:

“Donna likes those things. Dollars to donuts this points us her way. Finally a scavenger hunt worthy of my time. Onward!”