Ep. 07: Donna and Joe: Small Hamburgers

Tom Haverford is upset with Ron Swanson, who gets cut off from small hamburgers and all food service.

(Tom jumps in front of the food server)

Tom Haverford:

“You told Lucy I want to marry her.”

Ron Swanson:

“Dammit son, the small hamburgers.”

Tom Haverford:

“Ron, you have to walk back what you said.”

Ron Swanson:

“Walk back sounds like lying.”

Tom Haverford:

“Can you drop your strict life quotes for a second and help me out? Even though I’ve known Lucy for years and can see myself spending a life together with her and having children, walking the grounds of Tommy’s Bahama, a private island I will eventually buy. That’s way in the future man.”

Ron Swanson:

“Don’t call me man.”

(Ron reaches for a snack, Tom blocks him))

Tom Haverford:

“That’s what you took away from this. Eh, don’t serve this man. No more food until he fixes this giant disaster he’s created.”