Ron Swanson’s fake name is Les Vegetables

Ep. 05: Gryzzlbox: Les Vegetables

Ron Swanson lets Ben Wyatt know how he should handle a legally binding document, and offers up past experience to drive his point home.

Ron Swanson:

“If you’re gonng sign a legally binding document, you need to read it thoroughly. That’s why the only contract I’ve ever signed is my Mulligan’s Steakhouse club card. And even then I used a fake name.”

“Les. Les Vegetables.”