Leslie Knope’s Job Application

Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Leslie Knope’s Job Application

Leslie finds her old job application, and is very upset that all Ron wrote was “three lousy lines.”

Ron Swanson:

“Why would anyone need more than three lines. I am describing a person not something complicated like a wooden sailing ship or proper dovetail technique. I forgot what I wrote, can I hear it?”

Leslie Knope:

“Why don’t you read it yourself.”

Ron Swanson:

“Leslie Knope is an absurd idealist whose political leanings are slightly to the left of Leon Trotsky. So far so accurate. If we were to work together she would undoubtedly drive me insane and it is possible that we would murder each other.”

Leslie Knope:

“You forgot the last sentence.”

Ron Swanson:

“No I didn’t. I remember that part. It says hire her.”