Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Claymore Mine (before)

Ron gets the idea to escape, using his claymore mine that was packed up in his old stuff. Leslie had given him this gift ten years ago.

Ron Swanson:

“Nope. I’m being held as prisoner against my will, and I have a right as a citizen of the United States to blow a hole in that f*cking door and walk out as a free man. It’s in the Constitution.”

Leslie Knope:

“There’s no cursing in the Constitution. Look, before you do that…”

Ron Swanson:

“Too late. Here we go. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!”