Ron Swanson would rather bleed out, then talk about feelings

Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Bleed Out

The whole gang locks Leslie and Ron in the old office against their will, and they are trying to find a way out.

Leslie Knope:

“I don’t think there is, they installed these magnetic locks two years ago. There’s no way around them.”

Ron Swanson:

“Yes there is. I’ll simply punch my fist through a window.”

Leslie Knope:

“Ron, there’s security wire in them, you’ll slice your arm open.”

Ron Swanson:

“I would rather bleed out, then sit here and talk about my feelings for ten hours.”