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Ep. 03: William Henry Harrison: Oyster Forks

January 24, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Annabel Porter, Bloosh Magazine, DislikesStaff

Annabel Porter apologizes for being a little late to her meeting, because she was polishing her oyster forks with an olive oil rub.

Ron Swanson:

“Apology accepted, and then I have no reaction to anything else you said.”

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