Ron Swanson’s idea of a celebrity may be different than most other people’s.

Ron Swanson:

“I have no interest in consorting with celebrities. The only celebrities I recognize are furniture maker Gary Knox Bennett, designer of the notorious sixteen penny nail cabinet. And Magnus the five by five bull elk I saw near my cabin two years ago.”

“I took a shot at the bastard and he stuck his antlers through the door of my meat shed.”

“One day Magnus, I will wear you as a jacket.”