Ron Swanson with his masterpiece skewer of bacon wrapped shrimp

Ep. 01: 2017: Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

Ron and Leslie go at it agin but this time Ron steers the conversation in the direction of an old classic comfort food of his, bacon wrapped shrimp.

Leslie Knope:

“Ron, how could you?”

Ron Swanson:

“I simply took a skewer for one shrimp and added many shrimp to it. They’re long enough for five or six.”

Leslie Knope:

“First you steal my park and now you steal my team.”

Ron Swanson:

“I didn’t steal anyone. They’re independent people who have moved on to better things. Just like you did. Bacon wrapped shrimp? I fit seven on this one it is a masterpiece.”