Ron Swanson disgustingly asks for help from a co-worker.

Donna Meegle:

“You wanted to see me?”

(shaking head in disgust)

Ron Swanson:

“Yes, I need to ask you for a faaavor.”

Donna Meegle:

“What? Ron Swanson askin’ for help.”

(with a disgusted look)

Ron Swanson:

“Keep your voice down woman. Part of the “Unity Concert” is a youth review about the history of Pawnee. They require volunteers so I want you to come with me to my daughters public elementary school to help make costumes.”

Donna Meegle:

“The elementary school. I’ll do you this solid but you’re going to have to keep an eye out for my ex-boyfriend Joe. He teaches music at that school and he is a nightmare. He’s my Tammy.”

Ron Swanson:

“Your Tammy? Donna, My two ex-wives are the worst people in the world. Tammy Two once seduced a coroner and had me declared legally dead just so she could get a discount on a plane ticket.”

Donna Meegle:

“When I’m with Joe, he turns me into a person I don’t like or recognize. I go insane. All I’m asking is for you to keep him away from me.”

Ron Swanson:

“I understand this problem well, and agree to this exchange of services.”