this office would be waist deep in women's undergarments

Ep. 16: New Slogan: Women’s Undergarments

Ron Swanson explains to Andy why Duke Silver cannot play at the Unity Concert.

Andy Dwyer:

“I’m booking you for the Unity concert.”

Ron Swanson:

“Absolutely not. My musical career is private. If my secret got out this office would be waist deep in women’s undergarments.”