I'd like to introduce you to my son, John, middle name redacted, Swanson

Ep. 15: The Wall: John

Ron Swanson tries to maintain privacy, while introducing everyone to his new family member.

Ron Swanson:

“Everyone, I’d like to introduce you to my son, John, middle name redacted, Swanson. John was born some time ago, weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down.”