Ron Swanson and Leslie Knope began a conversation, about conversations.
Leslie Knope:
“Ron, what are you doing here?”
Ron Swanson:
“The most important government work, I’ve ever done, sanding rat urine stains out of this floor. What are you doing here?”
Leslie Knope:
“I come here to think sometimes by myself, but now that you’re here…”
Ron Swanson:
“Damn it!”
Leslie Knope:
“I am going to speak to you very vaguely about a problem I have and you cannot ask me any questions or details about it.”
Ron Swanson:
“That is my ideal conversation, aside of no conversation, but that feels unlikely.”