Ron Swanson is very happy with the day he had, and is glad to share it with his son.
“Ohohahah. Look John, it’s red pine. They were gonna put flecked linoleum over this beautifully preserved knotty red pine. Most people in this world, John, are *ssholes.”
“This is the best day I ever spent in a government building and luckily my son was here to share it with me. He now has that satisfied look that only comes with pride of labor. Or he pooped. Either way well done, John.”