if you believe in something you sign your name to it

Ep. 14: Anniversaries: Carbonated Water

Ron Swanson lets it be known he stands behind his word.

April Ludgate:

“You signed your real name?”

Ron Swanson:

“Of course I did. What’s gonna happen? A vegan is going to physically attack me. They’re basically made of glass. But more importantly, if you believe in something you sign your name to it. Which is why the makers of carbonated water will soon know where to find me.”