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You bought a machine that replicates an open window

Ep. 08: Fluoride: Open Window

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Chris TraegerStaff

Ron Swanson does not understand these new gadgets that Chris bought for he and Ann’s child.

Ron Swanson:

“You bought a machine that replicates an open window.”

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