Ron Swanson hates metaphors, but loves Moby Dick

Ep. 08: Fluoride: Moby Dick

Ron Swanson reads books for reading, not for any kind of insight or metaphors.

Ron Swanson:

“Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That’s why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No frufu symbolism, just a good simple tale about a man who hates an animal.”