Literally everything is a weapon, son

Ep. 05: Gin It Up!: Deadlier

Ron Swanson lets Ben know how lethal he can be while cleaning his crossbow at work.

Ben Wyatt:

“Whoa… I am pretty sure you shouldn’t have a weapon at work.”

Ron Swanson:

“Literally everything is a weapon, son. That folder in my hands is far deadlier than this bow in yours.”