Ron Swanson is not very forthright about divulging assets to the lawyer when trying to complete his will.

Lawyer:

“Mr. Swanson, lets begin by filling out this form listing your assets and liabilities.”

Ron Swanson:

“Nice try, I am not telling you how much money I have, where it’s hidden or which precious metals and/or gemstones it may or may not take the form of.”