Ep. 01: London (Pt. 1): American Dollars

Ron Swanson tries to pay for a a postcard he finds humorous in London with American dollars but gets rejected.

Ron Swanson:

(Holding a postcard that is all black.)

“London at Night.”

(giggling),

“That is very funny.”

Street Vendor:

“Can I help you sir?”

Ron Swanson:

“Yes, I will take this”

(Ron opens his wallet and tries to hand the man a one dollar bill).

Street Vendor:

“Ah, we don’t accept American currency, sir.”

Ron Swanson:

“Of course you do. That is the most wonderful piece of paper in the world. Accept it.”

Street Vendor:

“Very sorry, Sir.”

Ron Swanson:

“Fine, enjoy the fact that your Royal overlords are a frail old woman and a tiny baby.”