Ron Swanson does not get hangovers

Ep. 13: Emergency Response: Swanson Hangover Remedy

With Joan passed out, Ron Swanson begins to take calls on “Pawnee Today.” Of course he does not get hung over.

Caller 1:

“Hi, uh, what’s wrong with Joan?”

Ron Swanson:

“She has a bad hangover, which she is pretending is allergies.”

Caller 1:

“Is she gonna be ok?”

Ron Swanson:

“Wouldn’t know. Never been hungover. After I’ve had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak pan fried in salted butter. I eat that put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep.”

Caller 1:

“And that works?”

Ron Swanson:

“It does. Please call now if you have questions about tonight’s gala, or one of my other interests. Woodworking, uh, novels about tall ships, meat, that sort of thing.”