Pawnee Today deleted scene

Ep. 13: Emergency Response: Deleted Scene

In this deleted scene, Ron answers more caller questions on “Pawnee Today.”

Caller 5:

Whispering so as not to be heard by anyone but the phone.

“Hi, uh, my wife asked me if the dress she has on makes her look fat. Uh, what do I say, she’s waiting on my answer in the other room?”

Ron Swanson:

“In my experience when a woman asks a question like that she’s feeling insecure for some other reason. Maybe, you shouldn’t say anything to her and just put your hand on the side of her face, tell her you love her and that she’s the greatest woman you ever met. Also in my opinion most women in this world are vastly too skinny.”