Ron Swanson would visit Europe for Diane

Ep. 09: Ron and Diane: Visit Europe

Ron Swanson would rather visit Europe than have something romantic happen between he and Leslie. But he would go with Diane.

Ron Swanson:

“At this very moment, Leslie, is throwing herself in front of a freight train named Tammy, for me… and you. Leslie is a wonderful, loyal friend who’s very important in my life, but I would sooner visit Europe than have something romantic happen between us. Although if you’d like to visit Europe, I like you so much I’d be willing to risk it.”

Diane Lewis:

“But not France. Right?”

Ron Swanson:

“God no. See you know me pretty well already. But you’re about to get to know me even better. I brought you here because I want to show something that almost no one knows about. Certainly not Tammy and not even Leslie Knope.”