Ron Swanson can teach the girls to saw.

Ep. 05: Halloween Surprise: Teach Them to Saw

Ron Swanson makes an apology to Diane, and wants to teach the girls how to saw.

Ron Swanson:

“I know, I’m sorry Diane. I really am. I’ve been alone most of my life, by choice, and kids, this is all new for me. But I’d like to become familiar with it. If you give me a chance to prove myself.”

(chuckling to himself)

“I did bring the girls something, I thought I could teach them to saw… I now realize that seems dangerous.”