Ron Swanson booby traps his house

Ep. 05: Halloween Surprise: Alarms and Tripwires

Ron Swanson finally confirms that he keeps his house booby trapped.

Ron Swanson:

“I like Diane, but I am not sure if I’m ready for a whole family. If the kids ever wanted to come to my place, I’d have to take a whole week off work just to undo the alarms and tripwires.”