Ep. 04: Sex Education: Feelings Territory

After bombarding Ron with chatter throughout their day in nature (see other pictures), Tom started to get dangerously close to feelings territory.

Ron Swanson:

“Okay, that’s enough. No more talking.”

Tom Haverford:

“But you told me to get it all out of my system.”

Ron Swanson:

“I had no idea how much you had in your system. This is a real problem Tom. You are an addict and you need to change.”

Tom Haverford:

“You’re right. I am an addict. I’ve hurt all my friends and family with my addiction. I will accept this gift of rehabilitation.”

Ron Swanson:

“I’m proud of you, but also fearful that we’re verging on what I call feelings territory. So let’s stare at the fire in silence.”