If Tom screws up again, he will have Ron Swanson to answer to

Ep. 04: Sex Education: Feeble Government Employee

If Tom screws up again, he will have Ron Swanson to answer to — not some feeble government employee.

Ron Swanson:

“I will not report it to the judge, but if you slip up again you will have much more to fear than some feeble government employee in a robe.”

Tom Haverford:

“Thanks.”

Ron Swanson:

“Two more things; when you do get your phone back you will not stare at it when you are talking to another human being. Look a man in the eye when you speak with him.”

“And second; If you ever need to discuss your problems with someone, find Leslie, she lives for that crap. Get to work.”