Ep. 01: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington: Vegan Soy Patties September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Chris Traeger, Soy Patties, VeganStaff What happened to Chris Traeger’s vegan soy patties? Chris Traeger: “Ron, where are my vegan soy patties?” Ron Swanson: “Oh, I gave them to the kids, they love ’em — they’re skipping them across the pond.”