The barbecue is postponed…

Park Ranger:

“Hey Ron, you’re not going to slaughter that pig here are yah?”

Ron Swanson:

“Not to worry, I have a permit.”

Park Ranger:

“This just says ‘I can do what I want’.”

Ron Swanson:

“I am the Director of the Parks Department and this is a park.”

Park Ranger:

“It’s not a parks thing. It’s against like three laws and a dozen health codes.”

Ron Swanson:

“Fine. Barbecue is postponed until I can go pick up some meat from the Food N’ Stuff. Let’s go Tom.”

(Tom Haverford begins to follow)

“No, pig Tom.”