The barbecue is postponed…
Park Ranger:
“Hey Ron, you’re not going to slaughter that pig here are yah?”
Ron Swanson:
“Not to worry, I have a permit.”
Park Ranger:
“This just says ‘I can do what I want’.”
Ron Swanson:
“I am the Director of the Parks Department and this is a park.”
Park Ranger:
“It’s not a parks thing. It’s against like three laws and a dozen health codes.”
Ron Swanson:
“Fine. Barbecue is postponed until I can go pick up some meat from the Food N’ Stuff. Let’s go Tom.”
(Tom Haverford begins to follow)
“No, pig Tom.”