Ron Swanson introduces everyone to the pig, named Tom, that he will be slaughtering and grilling for the barbecue.
“Everyone, meet your meat.”
“Why are you doing this to us?”
“Well, in my opinion not enough people have looked their dinner in the eyes and considered the circle of life. This is your dinner, his name is Tom.”
“I understand that it’s hilarious, but that is his given Christian name. Tom is very smart and incredibly loyal. He’s basically a dog. A dog we’re going to cook, chew, and swallow.”
“Dude, there’s kids around here.”
“Good point. Which one of you youngsters wants to help me drain the blood from this animal. If you do a good job I’ll give you the bladder, you can blow it up for a fun play ball.”