A list of what won’t be on the barbecue menu.
Ron Swanson:
“There will be no fouffy deserts. There will be no giant soaked bubble guns. There will be no adult men in costumes. And most of all there will be no f*cking vegetables.”
Jerry Gergich:
“Well, Ron, can we at least have corn on the cob?”
Ron Swanson:
“No.”