Ep. 01: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington: No F*cking Vegetables

A list of what won’t be on the barbecue menu.

Ron Swanson:

“There will be no fouffy deserts. There will be no giant soaked bubble guns. There will be no adult men in costumes. And most of all there will be no f*cking vegetables.”

Jerry Gergich:

“Well, Ron, can we at least have corn on the cob?”

Ron Swanson: