Ron Swanson lets Leslie know his true feelings. If he admits he is too drunk to drive, you know he’s had too much to drink, and telling the truth.
“We didn’t volunteer to help you because we wanted to wrap ourselves in personal glory. We did it because we care about you. You had a dream and we wanted to support your dream. That’s what you do when you care about someone. You support ’em win, lose or draw. Let’s go back to the party. You drive, I’ve had eleven whiskies.”