Ron Swanson is ready to settle down after all his helping out, and working for Leslie.

Ron Swanson:

“Do me a favor there Dana, reach into that crate pull out a bottle of single malt scotch, pour me four fingers of it and throw away the cap.”

Dana the Bartender:

“Sorry, I only have blended whiskey.”

Ron Swanson:

“Why, are children even allowed at this event. Ehh. Nobody touches this but me.”