Ron Swanson slaughtered both pet calves

Ep. 17: Campaign Shake-Up: Pet Calves

Ron Swanson likes not doing government work, but soon he may have to.

Ron Swanson:

“Either we complete a government project which is abhorrent to me or we bring a new person into the department which repulses me to my core. It reminds me of when my dad made me choose which of my pet calves to slaughter with my own hands for my sixth birthday. I couldn’t choose so I slaughtered both of them… They were delicious.”