Ron Swanson can put out fires

Ep. 12: Campaign Ad: Put Out Fires

Chris wants Ron to sit in on some of the City meetings. Does he have a hidden motive?

Chris Traeger:

“Ron Swanson. How are you?”

Ron Swanson:

“Present.”

Chris Traeger:

“I have a meeting at Public Works, and I was thinking that maybe you might want to sit in.”

Ron Swanson:

“Why would you think that?”

Chris Traeger:

“They are working on a number of fascinating big budget projects.”

Ron Swanson:

“I’m very busy here.”

Chris Traeger:

“That I am being forced to brutally cut entirely.”

Ron Swanson:

“I can make room in my schedule.”

Chris Traeger:

“Wonderful, as you know I am not a big fan of delivering bad news.”

Ron Swanson:

“Chris, it would be my absolute pleasure. Have you considered cutting the entire fire department. I have personally put out several local fires at no cost to the tax payer.”