Lately, Chris Traeger has been all chummy with Ron Swanson, and he does not like it.

Chris Traeger:

“I’m going to be going to a seminar on the art of the Japanese tea ceremony, or Chegai, at the Pawnee Community College, and I thought you might like to come with me.”

Ron Swanson:

“Why?”

Chris Traeger:

“I know how much you value silence.”

Ron Swanson:

“A fair point. But we did just have lunch last week, so I feel like we’ve spent enough social time together for the foreseeable — ever.”