Lately, Chris Traeger has been all chummy with Ron Swanson, and he does not like it.
Chris Traeger:
“I’m going to be going to a seminar on the art of the Japanese tea ceremony, or Chegai, at the Pawnee Community College, and I thought you might like to come with me.”
Ron Swanson:
“Why?”
Chris Traeger:
“I know how much you value silence.”
Ron Swanson:
“A fair point. But we did just have lunch last week, so I feel like we’ve spent enough social time together for the foreseeable — ever.”