Ron Swanson is on the witness stand, does not want his address to be on record. Even under oath…

Leslie Knope:

“Mr Swanson, there’s been a question posed as to when my relationship with Ben Wyatt ended. Can you confirm you own a cabin at nine three zero…”

(Interrupting Leslie)

Ron Swanson:

“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. Stop. Please, I don’t like to give out my address to anyone, much less have it on an official record.”

Leslie Knope:

“Ron, don’t be ridiculous. This is very important. Do you own a cabin at nine…”

(Interrupting Leslie again)

Ron Swanson:

“AAAAAAHHHHH”

Leslie Knope:

“Nine three zero one…”

(Interrupting Leslie yet another time)

Ron Swanson:

“EEEEEEEEEEEE”